Do counties actually track this and designate someone as the official holder of said title?
Would you consider ending it all if you got this stuck in your head? (Don't do it! It will pass.)
Where would you rank this among revenge songs all-time?
So are we to infer that the Gatlin boys gang-raped Becky?
How plausible is it that Tommy could have handled all of them?
Did you have to be an easily amused dumbass to live in this county?
How do you suppose people in that county voted?
Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.
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