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Stunningly bad fireworks advice

I assume you are weary of common-sense counsel by now.

What do they take you for?

So, for a change, let's hear some insanely bad advice.

"The one sure way to tell if your M-80 is a dud after lighting it is to hold it up to your ear to see if you can hear the fuse hissing."

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