Grocery checkout daydreaming

When you find yourself in a grocery cashier’s line behind someone purchasing 48 ears of corn, what goes through your mind?

A) Gee, I sort of wish I was invited. B) Gee, maybe I should have a party. C) Wonder how carefully he/she examined each one. D) Probably too early for the really good sweet stuff. E) Well, there’s a family that soon will merit the description “corn fed.” F) Other.