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What's he saying to the boy?
A) “Plastics.” B) “No, Joey. Those mountains are not real.” C) “Expensive coffee drinks — that's the future.” D) “Think, Joey! Where did you put the remote?” E) “Californy is the place you oughta be.” F) “Look, just face it. Idaho is a made-up word.”.G) “My advice is to start drinking heavily.” H) “We're going to need a bigger boat.” I) “ABC — always be closing.” J) “I have to be leaving, Joey. We're getting the band back together.”
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Features writer Paul Turner is a columnist for The Spokesman-Review in the Features department. He writes "The Slice" column, which appears six times a week and produces general features stories for the Today section.
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