You make the call

A couple of fresh-faced teens show up at your door on Halloween night.

They are not wearing costumes. They say they are part of some church-sponsored food drive.

They ask for canned goods.

What do you do?

A) Give them a couple of cans of food. B) Tell them to get lost. C) Politely say, “I can see that you have been taught that Halloween needs reforming. I do not share that belief. I like Halloween. And so, while I routinely contribute to food drives, I am not going to give you anything.” D) Hand them a couple of miniature Snickers. E) Other.