Today’s Slice column stat
The S-R's computerized archives go back only to 1994. So a couple years of Slice columns are not accounted for there.
But in the approximately 20 years available online, it appears that The Slice used the expression "Get off my lawn!" only a dozen times.
Perhaps I screwed up the search, because that seems impossibly low. I mean, isn't that Spokane's unofficial slogan?