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How would you respond if ...

... someone said, "You're not a real Inland Northwesterner if you don't take inordinate pride in the off-road mud caked on your vehicle's exterior"?

A) I'd say "Sure, pal" and take my leave.

B) I would suggest that the speaker has a somewhat limited view of life's possibilities.

C) I would agree.

D) I would ask the speaker if he lives in a beer commercial.

E) I would politely point out that the word "inordinate" undercuts the argument the speaker is advancing.

F) Other.

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