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Doug Clark: This ain’t Hollywood, but maybe it should be

So now we know. Edward Gover was not armed with a knife, but a set of ordinary keys when the stabbing suspect met his end last week in a barrage of police lead. And in the wake of the Sept. 5 violence, Spokane County Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich has weighed in with the best argument for police body cameras I’ve ever heard. “This is not Hollywood,” the sheriff said to a reporter. “People just don’t go down when they are shot.” Knezovich wasn’t talking about cops wearing cameras, of course. His words were in response to some of the disturbing questions that tend to arise out of shocking situations like this. Questions such as … • Why didn’t the two sheriff’s deputies who confronted Gover use Tasers to stop the man? • Did they really have to shoot the guy a half-dozen times? • And as long as we’re speaking of overkill, did Deputy Aaron Childress really have to fire five bullets, all of which drilled Gover in the chest? The sheriff’s point is that not all desperadoes cooperate and lie down after being plugged. Some baddies keep a-coming, even when ventilated. All right. Give Ozzie that one. But here’s the aspect of the Hollywood scenario that Knezovich overlooked. Let’s say what happened to Gover in Spokane Valley really was a movie scene. We’d have close-ups, overhead shots and wide-angle shots aplenty. That’s the thing about a cinematic shootout. Popcorn gobblers rarely need a Ouija board to figure out who’s blasting whom. Now I’m the last guy to ever defend a slug like Gover. From what I’ve read so far, this guy was pure trouble. His girlfriend claimed Gover cut her arm with a knife and held her hostage overnight when she tried to get away. She was being consoled, in fact, when one of those tired clichés actually came to life. Gover actually returned to the scene of the crime, rolling up in the black Mercedes he had taken from the woman. Big mistake, being that the law was already there. A chase ensued, ending in blood. Knezovich says his deputies used deadly force only after Gover claimed he had a knife and charged. I hope so. Investigators will interview all witnesses and examine every scrap of evidence to get to the truth. But wouldn’t it be a boon if those investigators had some at-the-moment images to ponder over, too? That sure would have eased a lot of minds two years ago, when sheriff’s Deputy Brian Hirzel shot 74-year-old Pastor Wayne Scott Creach to death at the minister’s Plant Farm. You’ll never convince me that we heard the whole story of what happened in the Spokane Valley that August night. We know Hirzel had parked on Creach’s property in the wee hours, supposedly doing paperwork. We know Creach heard something and went out to investigate with his handgun. After that we only have Hirzel’s version to consider. The other witness isn’t around to tell his side of the tale. No video. No audio. No case against Hirzel, who said he pulled the trigger out of a fear for his life, which is enough, in this state, for an officer to use deadly force. Now think what would have happened had there been no video cameras to capture Spokane police Officer Karl F. Thompson Jr.’s vicious convenience store beat-down of Otto Zehm in 2006. I’ll tell you what would have happened. No indictment. No conviction. No justice. All those lies police officials told in the beginning about Zehm being the aggressor and how he used his plastic diet soda bottle as a sword would have stood as gospel. It’s high time that Spokane law enforcers copied the Coeur d’Alene Police Department’s enlightened decision to wear body cameras. I know dolts at the Police Guild have kept it from happening. But Sheriff Knezovich could lead the charge. He’s the most straightforward, respected lawman I’ve ever seen in this town. If he made noise he could make it happen. Do it, Ozzie. It’s time to go Hollywood.
Opinion >  Column

Doug Clark: No relief for lowly air traveler

Taking tips from CIA interrogation techniques perfected in Iraq, the major airlines are out to make flying even more insufferable for the average ticket-buying suckers like you and me. I’m paraphrasing a story that appeared in the business section of Wednesday’s newspaper.
News >  Spokane

A dog of a day – here, boy! – for a Clarkation

It felt like Christmas morning getting up on Monday. I had the same anticipatory tingles that I used to feel in those innocent days before my hair fell out and I discovered that adulthood came with creaky knees and mortgage payments.
Opinion >  Column

Doug Clark: Excuse my language; a candidate needs praise

(COLUMNIST’S WARNING – Attention, kids! Today’s epistle is about a certain word that you hear from sailors on leave or at Vegas parties with naked Prince Harry. But we’ve replaced that word with words that sound naughty, but aren’t. So you’ll definitely want to make some notes and then go ask Mom and Dad to explain what everything means.) I’ve wasted a lot of hours over the years grousing about how politicians are such worthless (pricklouses) who never say what they mean.
News >  Spokane

Club knows Gaedel was never short on personality

If there’s one thing this country so desperately needs right now, it’s another excuse to go into a bar and drink. So let’s tip our caps to Tom Keefe, Spokane lawyer and founder of the Eddie Gaedel Society.
Opinion >  Column

Doug Clark: Man-eating fish are a real civic problem

Not that I’d ever want to push the public into a paranoid, mouth-foaming frenzy, but I’m warning all of you in the Spokane area to stay away from lakes, rivers and public pools for the next few days. Oh, and whatever else you do …
News >  Spokane

Stackers’ work ethic admirable

Kids get knocked all the time for being too fat and too lazy. They need to drag their butts away from the PlayStations and go outdoors where they can work up some by-gawd good, old-fashioned sweat!
News >  Spokane

Still time to fully enjoy the summer

Summer of 2012 is vanishing faster than a diploma-mill graduate who wants to be Spokane police chief. I don’t want to depress anyone, but the TV weather dolts will soon be yelling “White Stuff!” and warning us to not go outside without a coat.
News >  Spokane

Clark: Condon needs to know when to fold ’em in chief search

A few years ago I made some extra dough moonlighting as the on-air reporter for Northern Quest Casino’s televised poker tournaments. It was a great gig while it lasted. Not just because of the loot, but I grew to love watching the games, especially the high drama of “all in,” where a poker player will wager every last chip in a single bet.
Opinion >  Column

Doug Clark: Flatliner creator raises the (maple) bar

There have been a lot of cruel accusations lately about Americans being overly fat, which, if you ask me, are mostly due to bathroom scale malfunctions. Even if the charges are true, however, I would encourage the nation’s food nannies to eat a Flatliner or two at Spokane’s Donut Parade, 2152 N. Hamilton St.
News >  Spokane

It’s time to come clean as a hopeless hoarder

Sunday was one of those rare, picture-perfect hot summer days in Spokane, the sort of day you dream about when December rolls around and you’re cold and shivering and trying to remove the snotcicles that are dangling out of your nose. At least I heard that Sunday was great.
Opinion >  Column

Doug Clark: A lawmaker of a higher caliber

Nothing says “Welcome back from vacation, Doug” like a Road Rage Republican. So thanks to whoever gifted the newspaper with court documents about the firearms violations that were issued to Matt Shea after the Spokane Valley legislator’s dustup with another driver last November.
News >  Spokane

Winning Clarkation entry was doggone sweet

I offered one lucky reader the opportunity of a lifetime last week: a chance to join yours truly on a whirlwind Clarkation vacation to North Idaho in my ’67 Oldsmobile Vista Guzzler. This dream ride will include a free box of phosphate-laden Cascade dish soap from Stateline, a no-host stop in a Post Falls liquor store and meatwiches on me at Coeur d’Alene’s one and only Hudson’s Hamburgers.
News >  Spokane

The Clarkation sure to change one reader’s life

Summer has burst upon Spokane once again, infecting most adults with the annual urge to toss family members into the car and drive straight to an exotic cultural destination like Disneyland or Vegas. Not so fast, my friends.