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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Horoscope

Staff writer Kim Barker consulted the stars for this likely Bloomsday horoscope. It ranks Bloomies by the average finishing time for each sign of the Zodiac.

Aries *** - Lie low. You won’t be putting your best foot forward today - or your worst foot. Instead, it’ll just be an average foot. (7)

Taurus *** - A partner is holding you back in life. Try running your own life for a change. Avoid the pack. (8)

Gemini ** - Crowds bring only pain and frustration. Cut your losses and stay inside. (10)

Cancer **** - Long-distance news arrives today. Don’t be dismayed if it isn’t as favorable as you’d like. It’s an also-ran kind of day. (4)

Leo ***** - Today is your chance to turn in a stellar performance. Shoot for the top. Step on hands and feet to get there. (1)

Virgo ***** - Thank your lucky stars for your lightning speed and heavenly form. Don’t get tripped up. (2)

Libra *** - Ho-hum. It’s a middle-of-theroad day. For once in your life, you’re just plain boring. Revel in it. (6)

Scorpio *** - You’re not at the peak of your game, so don’t pull a muscle. Friends are close to your heart. And arms. And legs. (5)

Sagittarius **** - Your forecast is tops, but you could fall short. You face an uphill climb today. You may stumble, but you’ll never hit the ground. (3)

Capricorn ** - Doom awaits. It’s time to embark on a new exercise program. Thighmaster doesn’t count. (11)

Aquarius * - Be prepared for a major setback. It’s a promising day for litter patrol. (12)

Pisces ** - Your timing is off today. Recognize your limits. Stay away from strangers - and friends, for that matter. (9)