Horoscope
Staff writer Kim Barker consulted the stars for this likely Bloomsday horoscope. It ranks Bloomies by the average finishing time for each sign of the Zodiac.
Aries *** - Lie low. You won’t be putting your best foot forward today - or your worst foot. Instead, it’ll just be an average foot. (7)
Taurus *** - A partner is holding you back in life. Try running your own life for a change. Avoid the pack. (8)
Gemini ** - Crowds bring only pain and frustration. Cut your losses and stay inside. (10)
Cancer **** - Long-distance news arrives today. Don’t be dismayed if it isn’t as favorable as you’d like. It’s an also-ran kind of day. (4)
Leo ***** - Today is your chance to turn in a stellar performance. Shoot for the top. Step on hands and feet to get there. (1)
Virgo ***** - Thank your lucky stars for your lightning speed and heavenly form. Don’t get tripped up. (2)
Libra *** - Ho-hum. It’s a middle-of-theroad day. For once in your life, you’re just plain boring. Revel in it. (6)
Scorpio *** - You’re not at the peak of your game, so don’t pull a muscle. Friends are close to your heart. And arms. And legs. (5)
Sagittarius **** - Your forecast is tops, but you could fall short. You face an uphill climb today. You may stumble, but you’ll never hit the ground. (3)
Capricorn ** - Doom awaits. It’s time to embark on a new exercise program. Thighmaster doesn’t count. (11)
Aquarius * - Be prepared for a major setback. It’s a promising day for litter patrol. (12)
Pisces ** - Your timing is off today. Recognize your limits. Stay away from strangers - and friends, for that matter. (9)