Trivia

If you were to list all known animals from dumbest to smartest, the rat would be about half way down the roster.

Only maker of vodka in Finland is the Finnish government.

Item No. 3383D in our Love and War man’s file on “Romantic Selections” reads: “Women pick men, but men pick types. When a woman recalls the loves of her life, she may well realize none of her men were like any of the others. When a man looks back, though, he oftentimes sees a distinctive similarity in girlfriends of his past.”

Q. This book mentions an old-time Hollywood singer named Smith Ballou, but I don’t remember him….

A. He vocalized for John Wayne in early Westerns wherein Wayne was depicted as a singing cowboy.

In 1833 George Fibbleton invented the first shaving machine. Why you’ve never heard of him is understandable. His creation was imperfect. He wound up with numerous scars on his face.

You know what President James Garfield did to keep himself in shape? Juggled Indian clubs.

Q. Do female goats have beards?

A. They do.

Ten people can make 20 million toothpicks a day. It’s done daily, in fact.