‘I Don’T Trust Bureaucrats’

COVER LETTER

Question: WHY HIRE ME?

Every year more than 3,000 Washington state families choose “Me” to move their household possessions. Over the past 20 years, those numbers swell well over 57,000 satisfied consumers who seem to vote for “Me” during an average election year.

Why? I tend to mix a “savvy” of business and politics into each and every commercial encounter.

Why? Quite frankly, I don’t trust bureaucrats.

As you, the reader might recall, international agreements on trade and tariffs were signed by Congress and implemented in both the NAFTA and GATT legislation drafted by both Senators Murray and Gorton.

Pre-dated Washington state legislation however, concerning state regulation of trade and tariffs by both the Utilities & Transportation Commission & the Federal Trade Commission, is not consistent with these agreements in any fashion.

Why? Artificial tariff barriers still exist along state borders, which are enforced by our state bureaucratic enforcement agencies. The result? You the consumer get to pay more.

Now that I’ve told you, you should be outraged with your state officials for making you pay more for your goods and services than we pay yearly to a Third World country.

Why hire “Me”? I don’t like bureaucrats!

Why? Bureaucrats are generally lazy, pretentious, and vindictive individuals who are comprised of every race and gender. As a rule of thumb they get a pay raise every year, pile up “points” for promotions, while enjoying an excellent retirement pension fund. Not to mention “immunity” from prosecution, which “We,” the public, pays for.

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Personal Age, 45 (Pisces). Common law wife, Pat.

Education 15 Years

Profession Marketing genius

Experience Ten campaigns

Endorsements None