Ways To Beat The Summer Heat

Mon., Aug. 7, 2000

Jennifer Kassner, Shadle

10. Go scuba diving in the mall fountain.

9. Jump into a pool of ice cubes.

8. Stand in front of the air conditioner and pretend you’re a penguin.

7. Listen to “Ice, Ice Baby” by M.C. Hammer.

6. Climb into the frozen food section of the grocery store.

5. Give the dog a bubble bath.

4. Watch the scene in “Titanic” where the boat sinks.

3. Give yourself a swirly.

2. Try wind surfing in the kitchen sink.

And the No. 1 way to beat the summer heat is do Gene Kelly’s rain dance in the sprinkler.

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