Things R2-D2 Really Says

10. “I can’t breathe in here!”

9. “C-3PO… I’ve always loved you.”

8. “Eee-gad! Someone’s just installed Microsoft Windows in my memory! Get it out!”

7. “Does this robotic suit make me look fat?”

6. “I’m not the droid your looking for.”

5. “Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!!!”

4. “Hey, if you’re such a great Jedi Knight, how come I have to roll everywhere I want to go?”

3. “Seriously George, I WILL be getting more than scale for this, right? What about royalties?”

2. “Get this lug of fur out of my way.”

And the No. 1 thing R2D2 says is: “What do you mean you don’t ever remember owning a droid?”