Reasons We Know Aliens Exist

Mon., July 3, 2000

Jennifer Kassner,Shadle Park

10. Aliens are so popular they make movies about themselves.

9. Their existence explains some of the odder moments in history.

8. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

7. Disney’s “My Favorite Martian.”

6. The cafeteria lady.

5. Your mother’s green face masks.

4. I was a sixth-grade alien.

3. ET phoned home.

2. Remember furry little Alf?

And the No. 1 reason we know aliens exist is that the earth will be destroyed on “Independence Day.”

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