Signs Your Teacher Might Be Going Crazy

10. She frequently mentions classroom Elvis sightings.

9. He was rejected by Jerry Springer for being too off-the-wall.

8. Her yearbook picture frequently appears on “America’s Most Wanted.”

7. He thinks Hanson formed when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

6. She’s trying out to be Nerdy Slice.

5. He enters the room wearing roller skates and doing the chicken.

4. She tangos with the science-room skeleton.

3. If you’re late to class, he pulls an eraser and says, “Do you feel lucky?”

2. When she leaves the classroom, her favorite line is: “I’ll be back.”

And the No. 1 sign that your teacher might be going crazy is:

She jumps on her desk and disco dances.