Most Marketable Campaign Slogans

Mon., Nov. 20, 2000

10. We’ll kiss hunger bye, bye, bye. ‘N Sync

9. Plastic surgery will cost less - Britney Spears

8. You will have a wonderful home and garden - Martha Stewart

7. What this girl wants is a home for all people - Christina Aguilera

6. You won’t burn your cookies - the Pillsbury Doughboy

5. You can choose what I wear - Barbie

4. We’ll make sure everyone can get around - the Beach Boys

3. We’ll give you free parking - Parker Brothers

2. We’ll give you lower prices - WalMart

And the No. 1. marketable campaign slogan is: There will be no fighting - Jerry Springer - Ashley Ellerd, Shadle

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