Ways To Avoid Work

10. Refuse to do it and risk losing your job.

9. Forget about it until your shift is almost over.

8. Injure one or both knees, ankles, wrists, etc.

7. Get sick.

6. Plead too much homework (which only works if you’re in school).

5. Break something (equipment or bone).

4. Claim a moral objection.

3. Slice an appendage (preferably not near a main artery).

2. Say you already have plans.

And the No. 1 way to avoid work: Do all of the above - preferably not all at the same time.