Diane Verhoeven: Nothing like help for the holidays

Dear Diane: I have a really weird problem with my daughter-in-law, “Becky.” Last year she “gave up” toilet paper.

Instead of using toilet paper, she has begun to use moistened wipes, which she keeps in a container next to the commode. Becky says that because she only needs to use one wipe, she’s helping the environment because she’s using less paper. Plus, she claims the wipes make her feel “cleaner.”

I’ve tried using them, and I can’t stand them.

We’re supposed to have Christmas at Becky and my son’s home this year, but I dread the prospect of dealing with those things in her bathroom.

What can I do? I don’t want to avoid the family gathering, and I certainly don’t want to upset my son and daughter-in-law.

— Wiped Out in Wisconsin

Dear Wisconsin: The solution is so simple, I can’t believe you didn’t think of it on your own. Simply bring a roll of your favorite brand of toilet tissue in your purse, and don’t tell Becky about it.

This way, you won’t have to cause a fuss. Becky will be none the wiser, and you’ll be comfortable.

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Dear Diane: Please settle an argument. My husband says stuffing should be cooking inside the turkey. I say it doesn’t make a difference, so why not cook the stuffing on top of the stove? Who is right?

— Stuffin in St. Louis

Dear St. Louis: You’re both right. It all depends on what your taste is. If it truly doesn’t make a difference to you, then I’d suggest cooking it inside the bird — the way your husband likes it. That way, you’ll both be happy.