Post-Halloween cleanup assistance

Q: Every year, it seems, the local kids pick out a house or two in the neighborhood to “paper,” throw eggs at, or do other sorts of vandalism. It’s that time again and like every year, I worry that my house is on the target list. Should it happen, will things like eggs and shaving cream stain the exterior of the house? What’s the best way to clean them off? — Karen S., Madison, Wis.

A: First, let me get my civic duty out of the way and say this: Kids, don’t go around vandalizing property — though it seems like a minor offense, the consequences for both you and your targets can be quite serious.

Fortunately, the damage done by eggs and shaving cream can be washed away with a hose or soap and water. Don’t let these things sit around on the siding though; sunlight can bake proteins into the paint, leaving a stain that’s difficult to remove. So, check the house first thing in the morning and wash off any debris right away.

There are a few ways to discourage vandals from picking your house, without having to stay up all night worrying. Well-lit front and back entryways — not necessarily blinding spotlights, but light enough to read large print by — signal that someone is home. A well-kept yard — grass mowed, leaves raked and hedges and tree branches cut back — prevents would-be egg throwers from hiding out of sight.

Inviting a couple of friends over and playing music just loud enough to be heard on the lawn, and keeping the downstairs lights on also help.

Basically, Halloween vandals will choose the best targets of opportunity — houses that look unoccupied and dark yards where few people will see them — to play their pranks. The better the chance that they’ll be caught, the less likely they are to strike.

Home Tip: Drill a few holes into the top step of a stepladder — you can place small tools and screwdrivers into them and have them handy while working on the ladder.