I’m only going to tell you one more time: Go see the falls! Really recommend the view beneath Monroe Street Bridge (access on the north side).

If you’re like me — and, gosh, don’t you think you ought to be? — you will stand with mouth agape and arms akimbo. OK, I don’t why you would stand with arms akimbo. I just like saying arms akimbo. Arms akimbo .

OK, that concludes this David Letterman impersonation (circa 1980s).