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Opinion

Thursday’s Loose Thread

Any Buffett fans here? No, not the long tables of warmed-over food. The drunk, Caribbean music. I recommend it during the winter. “Boat Drinks” is particularly apt:

“This morning, I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I got cabin fever. Somebody sound the alarm.”

Later,

“Boat drinks! Waitress, I need two more boat drinks. Then I’m headin’ South ‘fore my dream shrinks. I gotta go where it’s warm.”

Have a song in your heart. Or a thought to share?

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