Love in the time of — nausea
It's funny how much difference a role can make. Javier Bardem, the ultratalented Spanish actor, is so believable in "No Country for Old Men" that I'm still afraid that his character is waiting for me when I get home at night.
But then I went to see "Love in the Time of Cholera" and, despite Bardem's best efforts, he wasn't able to do anything with the character of a love-struck simpleton. At least that's how the Garcia Marquez-inspired character that Bardem played came off.
What a waste of time and effort this film is. Why they didn't cast it with an all-Spanish-speaking cast is something I never will understand.