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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

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The Slice We Could Say Something About That…But We Won’t

A mother phoned to report that her 4-year-old son recently mistook the Review Tower for a jail. (Fill in your own wisecrack here.) A new No. 1: Odessa's Kathy Romine and several other readers politely objected to our ranking of Jolly Rancher candy flavors. Their beef? The glaring omission of the hot cinnamon "Fire" from our list. "The other flavors are just thrown in for color," said Romine. Slice quiz: McKinley Morganfield is known by what name? (Find the answer near the end of the column.) Is it just us: Or are those Jack In The Box commercials awful? Kid stuff: "When my 3-year-old grandson lived in Florida, he received so many packages from his two grandmas via UPS that when he saw the UPS truck, he said 'Here comes the PS Grandma truck."' C. L. Auvil, Chewelah The need to think things through: Margot Wilson realized she wasn't paying attention when she started to put hand lotion on her toothbrush.
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Lecture Focuses On Good Health Through Motion

A California author and physical therapist who advocates treating musculoskeletal pain with motion and posture realignment will lecture in Spokane Friday night. Pete Egoscue's presentation is scheduled for 7 p.m. at Cavanaugh's Inn at the Park. The cost is $50. Call (509) 456-8426 for details. Follow-up sessions will be available Saturday and Sunday.
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The Slice She’s A Budding Diplomat

Make up your mind, girl. Spokane's Emily Parsons, 4, is learning to write. And one of her first messages was directed to her big sister's first-grade teacher: "I want Alyssa to stay home with me, but that's OK if she goes to school." Coming attractions: Apparently the animators working on "Pocahontas" were instructed to give her a figure something like Barbie's. How nice, a politically correct movie that still manages to send little girls a swell message about body image.
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The Slice When Will The ‘Empire’ Finally Die?

A debate rages at Slice Headquarters. And only the readers can put the matter to rest. When will "Inland Northwest" totally vanquish "Inland Empire" in the battle of monikers? Lambykins calling: "(Identity deleted) calls and gets calls at least 50 times a day from her new husband. They have 30-second fights and then make up in the next two-minute call, ALL DAY LONG! It's VERY annoying, to say the least. When they're not fighting, they're cooing and ga-gaing, which is worse than the fighting." - Couldn't Be Sicker
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The Slice The Holiday Cookies Were Extra Crunchy This Year

"During my Christmas baking, I was cracking eggs, dropping the egg in the garbage and putting the shells in my bowl," wrote a reader who asked not to be identified by name. Slice answers: We heard from a bunch of folks who have cats that are older than 20. A Siamese named Katie, 23, was the champ. Among the runners-up were Mouse, Elsie, Helen and Tai-Ki. But our favorite letter came from Odessa's Shannon Finck: "I just wanted you to know that my cat is older than me. I am 10, and my cat Che-Che is 21." And the winner of our "Best Hot Chocolate" poll was The Riverside Galleria Espresso, at Riverside and Browne in downtown Spokane.
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Slush Fun We Just Couldn’t Wait For The Snow

1. Betty Shear built this snow couple during the first snow of fall. 2. The Gaul family - John, Patty, Mark, Erin, Ryan, Mike and Evan - is re-created in snow 3. Patrick Orthouse leans on his towering achievement. He helped his niece Amanda build her first snowman. 4. Joshua and Megan Graeber with their snowman in Laurier, Wash. 5. Jessica Wright and Dorian Brown made this colorful snowman. 6. Ryan Zandhuisen, 3, with his snow pal. 7. Stephanie Warren rushed out the first day it snowed and built her snowman. The broccoli eyes, carrot nose and berry smile are a nice touch.
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The Slice That Explains Bouffant Hair

The evidence suggests that, yes, it's possible to have a bad hair year. Quote of the day: "Straight men don't talk about sex." - Sallie Tisdale, author of "Talk Dirty to Me: An Intimate Philosophy of Sex," in The New York Times This just in from Bayview, Idaho: Here are Jim Campbell's nominations for the least important news items reported every year: 1.) Crayola introduces a new color. 2.) Whatever song the Space Shuttle astronauts wake up hearing. Slice answer: On two occasions, Dale Stegman has startled deer when he tried to clear his sinuses. Let's hear more from: Idahoans who like mainstream life just fine.
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The Slice These Faces Need A Little Skin Lotion

It's not that people around here aren't friendly. It's just that the cumulative effect of tens of thousands of Inland Northwesterners simultaneously suffering from the heartbreak of winter-related dry skin isn't pretty. Slice answers: Mike Cannon said Spokane's most overlooked asset might be the community colleges. Jamie Fiorino nominated Whitworth College and "Anything open 24 hours."
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The Slice A Crust Would Cost 10 Cents Now

Read 'em and weep. Spokane's Dede McKay showed us a yellowed notebook in which she had carefully listed how much she paid for groceries back in 1941. Brace yourself. Loaf of bread, 10 cents. Bananas, 10 cents. Salad dressing, 19 cents. Milk, 11 cents. Lettuce, 10 cents. Beans, 11 cents. Tomato juice, nine cents. Bacon, 25 cents. Had enough? McKay recalls that her monthly grocery bill was around $20. "And my mother-in-law always insisted that I spent way too much," she said.
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The Slice Nice Touch Of Chocolate Starts The Morning Just Right

We think it might be Jacob's Java. But we haven't really tried enough places to be sure. So you tell us. Who makes the best hot chocolate in the Inland Northwest? Random act of kindness: Elle and Larry Weiser drove up to Mount Spokane last weekend to do some cross-country skiing. After parking, they saw that they had a flat tire, caused by a slow leak. The couple decided to worry about it after they finished skiing. But when they returned to their car, they discovered that someone had inflated the tire.
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The Slice Some Of Those Customers Deserve A Little Bad Service

The thing about customer service that gets overlooked is the fact that a lot of customers enjoy being bullies. Annual reminder: There's no such thing as a "Spokane celebrity." Slice answers: Regarding our question about how chilly it has to get outside before certain people close all the windows, Kasey Kilgore wrote: "As a fresh-air fiend, I have to reply, it does not get that cold in this part of the Northern Hemisphere."
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The Slice A New Attitude For 1995

The inferiority complex got old, and the newer "We're happening" smugness isn't really becoming. So how about this for Spokane's 1995 attitude - "We like it here, who cares what anybody else thinks?" OK, it's a day late: But here's our resolution. "Every day, try to visualize readers looking at the newspaper while in their underwear." They're just calling it like they see it: Workplace cynics usually aren't bad apples with chronically sour attitudes, according to an Ohio State University study reported by the Knight-Ridder news service.
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At home in the House, Foley thrives on the job

Tom Foley cocked his big Saint Bernard head to one side and smiled. It had been a day cluttered with reporters, glad-handers and others wanting a piece of him. Now he had a chance to catch his breath, and the Irish storyteller in him emerged. “It was the single greatest moment of achievement in my life, before or since,” he said, pausing for emphasis. “I thought, what’s left? This is it. It doesn’t get any better than this.” Savoring his new title? Not quite. He was recalling his election to the “Knights of the Leash,” then a paddle-carrying, crested sweater-wearing contingent of glorified hall proctors at what is now Gonzaga Prep.