Moms Are Great Button-Pushers
Here’s the truest fact you’ll find in the newspaper today:
“Your mother knows how to push your buttons because she installed them.” - Susan Reimer, The Baltimore Sun
Hey, we never said there weren’t ANY:
Sharon Wood was irked by our observation that Spokane needs more 55-year-old women who really know how to call someone “Honey.”
“Let me tell you, sweetie, when I call someone `Honey,’ they melt,” she said.
One of the ways Lenore Koch’s last name has been misspelled:
“Crotch.”
Each gender is screwed up in its own special ways:
“Women’s magazines contain nearly 11 times the number of diet promotions found in men’s magazines.” - Tufts University Diet & Nutrition Letter
We’re not sure how to take this:
A Coeur d’Alene public relations specialist faxed us some information, adding “P.S. I’m a closet Slice fan.”
What I missed while away on vacation:
“Vanilla lattes,” wrote Diane Martinson. “After spending three weeks in Wisconsin, then driving back through Illinois, Missouri, Nebraska, Wyoming and Montana, I have concluded that there are no espresso stands in the entire middle third of our country.” specialist faxed us some information, adding “P.S. I’m a closet Slice fan.”
Survey says:
The most popular kind of music? It’s country, according to a study cited in American Demographics magazine. The least popular? Opera and rap.
Romance tip from author Gregory Godek:
“Have your babysitter take the kids to a movie while the two of you stay at home.”
Warm-up question:
How do you know when it’s time for that talk about the facts of life?
From the Health page:
Asked to name favorite fitness instructors, readers touted Donna Yeager, Kerri Johnson and Bonnie Walther.
Today’s Slice question:
If you were a software genius creating an interactive “Virtual Spokane” program, in what ways would you improve on the real thing?