Trivia

Q. Do Australians celebrate Easter?

A. They do. In their autumn. But not with displays of rabbits. They hate rabbits. Rabbits nearly wiped them out. Word is they’ve started to use chocolate bilbies, instead. The bilby is an endangered marsupial with rabbit-like ears. Otherwise known as a rabbit bandicoot. Ugly little rascal.

Flying birds are a lot smarter than walking birds. Obviously.

A student of criminal personalities says: “Rarely does the spoiled child grow up to kill intentionally. To commit forgery, yes. And bigamy. And fraud. But not murder.”

Busiest day for most every city bus system nationwide is the third of the month.

What George Steinbrenner and Geraldo Rivera have in common is they were both born on the Fourth of July.

In any race, long or short, between a good horse and a greyhound, bet on the horse.