Everything He Does, Though, He Does It For Us

Rolling Stone magazine cuts like a knife in describing the recent fashion makeover by Canadian rocker Bryan Adams:

“What the hell has gotten into you, Bryan Adams? Year in, year out, your look was exactly the same: comfy plaid shirt, tastefully faded jeans, give-me-the-usual haircut and I-may-sing-ballads but-I’m-not-a-(wimp) work boots. Then you put out this new album, and for some reason, you get it in your head that you’ve got to look like an outtake from a Details fashion spread.

“Mod hair with blond streaks? Shiny suits? … You might even be wearing eye makeup. Dude, you are from Canada, OK? Now, run and get that J. Crew catalog, and start dialing.”

Loose talk

Madonna, on being included in Dennis Rodman’s book “Bad As I Wanna Be” (on Oprah Winfrey): “I don’t have any respect for a man who kisses and tells.”

We’d say something snide, if she didn’t live so close

Patty Duke turns 50 today.

These days, his boots are made for resting

Nancy Sinatra is denying media reports that 81-year-old father Frank is too feeble to ever perform again, although she told ABC’s “Turning Point” he probably won’t: “He says, ‘Who needs to work anymore?’ It’s better to relax and stay home, and he’s earned the right, that’s for sure.”

So much for those post-partum impressions

New mom Madonna says she still works out, but not so intensely as before. “Now that I’ve had the baby, I feel liberated in a sense,” she said in USA Today. “I don’t feel I have to be a certain size or have perfect abs. I still exercise, but I don’t care as much.”

Then again, it might just be a tiny Bubbles

Wondering what Michael Jackson’s kid will look like? Those of you with the right computer hardware can find out by playing the “Build Michael Jackson’s Baby” game at the Comedy Central Web site (http:/ /www.comedycentral.com), which lets you mix and match Michael’s everevolving facial features from various stages of his career.

Guess things still aren’t going so swimmingly

“Baywatch” babe Pamela Anderson Lee and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee have tried to reconcile, but it hasn’t worked out, Lee told “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno. “I wish (Lee) the best, but I’m more concerned about our son living in a positive, wonderful, loving environment and that’s the most important thing,” she said.

In other words, Mick owes it all to the stones

Following Mick Jagger’s latest fling, he calmed down model wife Jerry Hall with a diamond-and-ruby-encrusted pendant. Said a friend in New York magazine: “Whenever Mick gets his hand caught in the cookie jar, Jerry gets a new piece of jewelry, and it has to be more expensive than the last one. If it isn’t, she threatens to file divorce papers.”

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