Trivia

Q. How big was King Arthur’s Round Table?

A. Pretty sizable, evidently. It seated 150 knights, according to those oft-imaginative historical footnotes.

If you don’t understand it, don’t say it. That’s the rule here. So why am I telling you a billionth of a second is how long it takes light to travel a foot. Beats me.

If it’s “cataphasic,” it repeats the same words and phrases in a most tiresome manner. Make note of it, please. Your assignment is to use it in a sentence that does not include the word television.

“A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer self depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received.” He who said that was a pretty smart fellow, wasn’t he? Albert Einstein.

Not every Dennis Rodman fan knows that Saxons, too, dyed their hair blue, bright red, green, orange….

Average American household reportedly buys 119 rolls of bathroom tissue every year.