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New Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bra Designed To Dazzle

By Sherri Winston Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

Trying to make this fantasy come true could be a real bust. Or at least a small miracle.

Victoria’s Secret Christmas Dreams and Fantasies catalog presents a gift idea too extravagant and decadent to believe: a diamond-studded Miracle Bra.

And it can be yours for a mere million bucks!

The catalog’s cover features the lovely and charming Claudia Schiffer, blond tresses falling seductively over her shoulders, black cashmere robe tied in front yet open enough to reveal something too precious to keep secret.

Created in the style of the popular Victoria’s Secret Miracle Bra, this gleaming contour-enhancing device features “one hundred carats of real diamonds, and literally hundreds more in semiprecious stones. …”

Now, guys, if you’re thinking of rushing out and returning those toasters so you can surprise your woman with this wicked wonder, be warned: It is already too late to receive this in the mail in time for the holidays. (It takes as long as 12 weeks for delivery).

However, anticipating the last-minute shopping gene of even the most thoughtful male, Victoria’s Secret has a built-in backup plan.

If you order the gift now and specify your wish to give it as a Christmas gift, you will receive a red-velvet presentation box with a photo and a certificate of authenticity.

Ahh, and who says Christmas has lost its true meaning?

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