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Spokane, Washington  Est. May 19, 1883

Trivia

L.M. Boyd Crown Syndicate

Current kindergarten Q and A: “You know why the cannibals didn’t boil the missionary? He was a friar.”

Another treatise on “he” and “she” says she, if typical, speaks approximately 25,000 words a day while he, if typical, speaks about 12,500. Our Love and War man does not give much credence to such Mars-and-Venus allegations. It’s his belief that how much you speak, woman or man, depends a whole lot on whom you’re speaking to.

Q. How is it I’m able to change the shape of my tongue?

A. Within it is a liquid-filled chamber wrapped in muscles. These you tighten and release to force the fluid to react with what in textbook talk is called “hydrostatic pressure.”

Ancient Egyptians scribes baked their own clay tablets.

Q. What’s that kitchen product called “thaumatin”?

A. A nonfattening sugar substitute said to be 1,600 times sweeter than sucrose. Developed from tropical plants. Known mostly so far in Europe and Japan.

Q. Which came first in our alphabet - capital letters or lower case?

A. Caps. Around 600 B.C. Lower case, about A.D. 300.

The right whale has sideburns.