Guess They Razzed The Wrong Papa And Mama

In what’s being hailed as a warning to paparazzi who stalk celebrities, a California judge Monday found two photographers guilty of false imprisonment for blocking Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, in their car as they drove their son to school.

Saying they had “crossed the line,” Judge Robert A. Altman pointed out the paparazzi could have caused serious health problems.

Schwarzenegger had checked out of the hospital the previous week after undergoing open-heart surgery. Shriver, who said she “felt like a caged animal,” during the incident, was five months pregnant.

“I know I didn’t do it, regardless of the judge’s opinion,” cameraman Giles Harrison said afterward. He and fellow photographer Andrew O’Brien each face up to two years in prison.

Loose talk

Sean Young’s spokeswoman, on the actress’s new 10-pound, 3-ounce son, Quinn Lee: “She says it’s pretty amazing that a 38-year-old could shove out a 10-pound baby.”

Remember when he was the great Whitney hope?

Bobby Brown turns 29 today.

Well, that’s one way to get the nanny’s goat

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are being sued for assault and false imprisonment by their former nanny, who claims the couple “shamelessly exploited and abused” her. Among other atrocities, Kim Tannahill says Moore once locked her in a room for more than an hour while verbally “beating” her.

Actually, he accepted it as a special delivery Kevin Costner is taking a Spanish magazine to court over an article quoting “The Postman” producer/director/star as saying his illegitimate son was “forced on me.” Costner contends the story, taken from an English-language sister publication he previously sued, is “pure fiction.”

So, that would make her a Grandmama Mia?

New York Post columnist Neil Travis claims three separate sources have told him Soon-Yi Previn-Allen, 27, is pregnant by new husband Woody Allen. The 62-year-old director has a previous son by his former lover, and now mother-in-law, Mia Farrow.

No word on whether we’ll see the Lola pop Remember when the tabloids were clamoring for photos of Madonna’s baby girl, Lourdes? In the March issue of Vanity Fair, the Maternal Girl appears in a picture with her 16-month-old daughter, whose nickname is “Lola.”

But for short, his friends just call him Art In a new book on Leonardo DiCaprio, “Leonardo: A Scrapbook in Words and Pictures,” mom Grace Catalano said she gave the “Titanic” star his name because he kicked in the womb while she was looking at a painting by Leonardo da Vinci at an Italian museum.

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