Top 10
David Letterman found 10 reasons to laugh about former pro wrestler Jesse “The Body” Ventura becoming the newly elected governor of Minnesota. According to Letterman, the Top 10 Jesse “The Body” Ventura campaign slogans were: (10) He’s already used to deceiving the public. (9) Let’s get ready to legislate. (8) Building a steroid-enhanced bridge to the 21st century. (7) A man in tights has nothing to hide. (6) C’mon don’t you want to see Newt Gingrich in a choke hold? (5) I’m the only candidate endorsed by Bobby “The Brain” Heenan. (4) Finally, a governor whose shorts glitter. (3) Combining the wise economic stewardship of Hulk Hogan and the progressive policies of Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka. (2) Vote for me or so help me God, I’ll pile-drive you. (1) It’s the stupidity, stupid.