Rejected Children’S Books
10. “The Illustrated Valley of the Dolls”
9. “Otto, the rhyming bartender”
8. “How to disassemble a microwave oven while daddy’s out of the room”
7. “World’s greatest mutinies: a pop-up book”
6. “Technical Readout Animals”
5. “Little Picasso’s guide to painting on the wall”
4. “Trevor, the boy who sold Mommy’s Visa card number online”
3. “The gruesome food chain”
2. “What’s that? Icky!”
And the No. 1 Rejected Children’s Book is “The day the teacher joined a cult”