When In Doubt, Go Expensive

Three weeks to Valentine’s Day and another prime gift-giving opportunity. Still, we’re wondering just how the editors at P.O.V. magazine came up with these gift ideas for clueless men: “Be inventive and sexy. Instead of stuffed animals or a fuzzy sweater, go for the tight leather pants or silk garters. Stocks are another option.”

Men, if you follow this advice, prepare yourself to be surprised by her reaction.

As a rule of thumb, the editors say, numerous gifts are better than one expensive one. Numerous expensive ones, however, are best. (From February P.O.V.)

* New century, new concerns: Women’s insecurities are apparently driving them increasingly to have plastic surgery on their genitals. Plastic surgeons say thousands of women with “pubic concerns” have undergone surgery and demand is growing.

Most procedures cost $3,500 to $6,000 and are not covered by insurance. (From February Marie Claire)

* Fashion tip for men: The kilt is catching on among the very cool crowd so look for it to go mainstream in some form soon. A company that makes clothing for the surfing crowd is selling a SurfKilt for $24 to $34 that they say is ideal for post-surfing attire, or for unfettered lounging by any man.

Details are available at www.lungiman.com. (From February Men’s Journal)

* Fast facts: Nineteenth-century doctors used steam-powered vibrators to treat “women’s hysteria.”

Yet, here in the 21st century, vibrators are still illegal in two states, Georgia and Texas. (From December/January Ms.)

* Feeling low on energy? Marie Claire magazine offers the following tips for increasing your energy level: Practice saying no, incorporate quick walks in your schedule, cut down on caffeine, eat every 4 hours to keep energy levels constant, exercise regularly, stretch, breathe deeper, re-evaluate your priorities. (From February Marie Claire)