‘The Cut’ all about Tommy Hilfiger
Thu., June 9, 2005
The makers of “The Cut” (8 p.m., CBS) forgot a basic rule of reality television: The contestants are supposed to look desperate, not the host.
“The Cut,” a jury-rigged combination of “The Apprentice” and “Project Runway,” is actually an extended commercial for Tommy Hilfiger, described in the show’s press material as a “design mogul.”
What, exactly is a design mogul? And what does he do? That’s not entirely clear, but 16 overcaffeinated and tediously self-assured contestants want the job.
During the first five minutes of “The Cut,” we hear all about Hilfiger’s storied past, his rise from teen designer to owner of a vast array of stores all by the time most of us are losing our wisdom teeth.
We later learn that, while still unknown, he once produced a much-talked-about billboard that put him on an equal par with the world’s most famous designers.
But Mr. Hilfiger, what do you do? Why, he explains with great seriousness, “I create lifestyles!”
What, exactly, is a lifestyle? And how do you create one? And how do you compete in the making of a lifestyle in a one-hour show?
Well, you start by pitting two teams against each other in a feat of lifestyle creation. And since this show is supposed to be (per CBS) the re-creation of Hilfiger’s life “in fast-forward,” phase one is the creation of a billboard touting the greatness of Tommy Hilfiger.
With so much Hilfiger adoration going on, it’s hard to get a grasp on the many contestants. Several stand out like lunatics on a crowded subway car.
But Jeff of Chicago quickly emerges as the most dreadful and deluded. A 42-year-old married salesman and father of two, he introduces himself with the line, “God took a whole day to make me. It was probably a Saturday, so he rested to admire his work.”
He goes on to tout himself further: “I have the potential to blow the mind.”
But can he make a lifestyle?
The billboard competition goes badly, but not as poorly as “The Cut.” Even the clouds conspire against Mr. H’s spectacle. His teams spend two days in Times Square during a late-winter drizzle, a weather event that hardly lends itself to June viewing. Hey, honey, let’s come in from a summer evening to watch people freeze in New York on television!
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