Listen up, Mariners

I have a plan. Let’s send (Richie) Sexson (has to be the worst clutch hitter in either league) and (Yuniesky) Betancourt (a good shortstop unless he has to make a hurried throw to first) to Cincinnati in exchange for Ken Griffey Jr. And as long as we are at it, let’s do what it takes to retire (radio announcer) Dave Niehaus. I’m sure at some point in time he had a “prime.” He is well past that.

Wm. J. Hiatt

Spokane