They’re K-Fed’s mouths to feed
Britney Spears was ordered Monday to surrender custody of her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Los Angeles Superior Court judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that Federline will take custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday “until further order of the court.”
The order stemmed from an unspecified oral motion made by Federline’s attorneys and was handled in a closed-door hearing.
The judge’s order didn’t state the reason for the change in custody and all transcripts of the proceedings were ordered sealed.
Last month, Gordon said Spears engaged in “habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol.” He ordered the pop star to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.
Spears also was previously ordered to meet weekly with a “parenting coach” who was to observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills.
Both Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, also must complete a “Parenting Without Conflict” class.
Pronounce them co-star and wife
Wedding bells might not be far off for Pamela Anderson.
The former “Baywatch” star and professional poker player Rick Salomon received a marriage license over the weekend in Las Vegas.
Anderson, 40, was previously married to musicians Kid Rock and Tommy Lee (with whom she made an infamous sex tape).
Salomon, 38, is best-known for making a sex tape with Paris Hilton and was previously married to actress Shannen Doherty.
He almost teetotaled it
Country singer Keith Urban was uninjured Monday when he crashed his motorcycle near his home in Sydney, Australia.
Urban said he was “out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me,” when he was chased by a photographer on another motorcycle.
After he wiped out while avoiding an oncoming car, the photographer helped him up.
Urban completed a three-month stint in rehab for alcohol abuse earlier this year.
Men of French letters
The Police, fresh off a reunion concert in Paris, on Monday were awarded France’s Order of Arts and Letters.
Meanwhile, across town, film director David Lynch received an upgrade to “officer” in France’s Legion of Honor. In 2002 he became a “knight,” the lowest of five ranks.
Oh, Beyonce can you see
Beyonce Knowles has scrapped plans to stage her first concert in Malaysia and will instead perform in neighboring Indonesia.
The announcement followed recent speculation that Knowles, famous for her skimpy outfits, was reluctant to fulfill the Malaysian government’s demand for female performers to cover up from the top of their chests to their knees.
The birthday bunch
Singer Don McLean is 62. Musician Sting is 56. Actress Lorraine Bracco (“The Sopranos”) is 53. Singer Gillian Welch is 40. Singer Kelly Willis is 39. TV personality Kelly Ripa is 37. Singer Tiffany is 36.