the slice
THE SLICE
Siblings can be so wonderful.
North Sider Patti Baird and her sister, Jan, were at a shopping mall when Patti headed into a restroom. Jan went with her. The women are in their 50s.
There were several other people in the restroom.
Patti went into a stall and got situated. A moment later, she saw a remote-controlled flatulence simulator being placed under the door of her stall.
“I knew what was coming but, because of my precarious position, was unable to get to it in time,” wrote Patti.
When the restroom was momentarily quiet, Jan activated the sound-effects device. It did its thing with gusto.
What fun for Patti. “As I left my stall, I was met by old ladies who avoided my eyes and teenagers who giggled as I walked by.”
Paul Turner