George Reis, a forcados, hangs on to a bulls tail during the Portuguese bloodless bullfights held at the Laton Rodeo grounds in Laton, Calif., Monday. You write the cutline. (BTW, this is the life I avoided by turning to journalism.)

Top Cutlines:

1. Relatives of Hillary Rodham Clinton unearthed this photograph which captured a much younger Hillary and her reluctant escort in route to her high school prom -- The Heimlich Manuever.

2. Poor George was again victimized by the older children who told him that "Pull the Tail Off the Angry Bull" was a much more enjoyable game than "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" -- Chuckles the Demented Clown.

3. (tie) It was in that precise moment that George realized the barnyard origins of his grandad's old "pull my finger" joke -- Bob Salsbury. And: "CDA Press Columnist Bob Paulos, seen here dragging the last remaning grass farmer from the Rathdrum Prairie..." -- lovethatbob.

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