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Top Cutlines — 4/24/06

A man who would only identify himself as a hitchhiker from New York sits on a street corner, Saturday in the Georgetown section of Washington. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

Top Cutlines:

1. Tomorrow’s sign: “Please help me. My life’s the Pitts’” — John Austin.

2. The next day he had more success with a sign that read: “Tom and Katie just had a baby and I need money to buy them a remote island to live on so we never have to hear about them again” — Family Phil.

3. The sign didn’t deliver the results the man wanted and he realized that when it comes to buying celebrity baby gifts, most folks think beggars can’t be choosers — Sider.

HM: A Token D

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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