Scene: At Curley’s Hauser Junction Jan. 28, a young couple spies a man in a T-shirt with this message: “Will Race For Sex.” Hubby: “Do you want to race?” WRFSer responded that he only raced women. Hubby’s Significant Other: “You should be more specific.” At that point, Mr. WRFS said he wouldn’t race anyone who could go faster than he could – a quarter mile in 7 seconds. You know, as Jeff Foxworthy would say, you might be a Redneck if you’ve ever used “Will Race For Sex” as a pickup line.
D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.