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Top Cutlines — 3/1/06

Bill Manning sits bundled against the wind as he watches spring breakers walk by, seemingly not bothered by the cooler temperatures at Daytona Beach, Fla., Tuesday. You write the cutline.

Top Cutlines:

1. Just because there is frost on top of the mountain doesn’t mean there isn’t fire in the belly…. Bill thinks to himself. And: Each year those bathing suits get smaller and smaller, God, I hope I live to 100, thought Bill — Both from Cis.

2. In 2056 Bode Miller is just another wannabe at the Winter Olympics as the members of the US Ice Volleyball Team ignore his pathetic attempt at geriatric coolness — Jane Q. Citizen.

3. Martha always wondered why Bill wanted to take his vacation in Florida at the same time every year. All he ever did was sit on the beach and mutter “The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak” — A Token D.

HM: Herb

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D.F. Oliveria is a columnist and blogger for The Spokesman-Review. Print Huckleberries is a past winner of the Herb Caen Memorial Column contest by the National Association of Newspaper Columnists. The Readership Institute of Northwestern University cited this blog as a good example of online community journalism.

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