Jeanine Mortiz, who said she just moved to Seattle from California, huddles in the cold at Qwest Field in Seattle Monday prior to an NFL football game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Green Bay Packers. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Ted S. Warren)

Top Cutlines:

1. Jeanine was pleasantly surprised to discover that Seahawk fans, unlike Raider fans at the Oakland Coliseum, don't light each other on fire to keep warm on cold nights -- RSPA.

2. Santa never would have let the missus attend the Seahawks game if he knew it would take her nine hours to get back out of town because of the lousy Seattle drivers -- Deena.

3. Jeanine noted two things on her first NFL game: No one told her Qwest Field could ever resemble the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field in Green Bay, and that if Brett Favre's last name is actually pronounced Farve, the fat guy next her just fatred -- John Austin.

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