No vehicle is more geriatric than a Lincoln Continental. I have never seen a Continental driven by any one under the age of sixty. Lincolns in general scream "look at me, I'm old." (Dad, if you're reading this, please don't buy any vehicle made by Lincoln!) The only thing that could be more geriatric than a Lincoln Continental is a Lincoln Continental with a bumper sticker that reads: My other car is a bingo bus/Nic Casey, Rants, Raves and Random Thoughts.

Question: Can you think of a more geriatric vehicle than a Lincoln Continental?

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