A piglet with two snouts and three eyes is posed between mirrors at a farm in Xi'an, in north China's Shaanxi province Tuesday. The piglet, one of nine born on the farm Sunday, will be sent to a local safari park for professional care. You write the cutline/AP Photo.

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1. And, Little Red Riding Hood says, 'Oh my, little piggy you have two snouts.'
And, Piggy replies, 'Yes, all the better to smell you with."
And, Little Red Riding Hood says, "My little piggy you have three eyes.'
And, Piggy replies, 'Yes, all the better to see you with.'
And Little Red Riding Hood said, 'Oh my, little piggy. Now I get it! Made In China!" -- Lesley Presley.

2. While the 'Year of the Pig' starts out badly in China, Kevin Bacon's six degrees of separation takes on a very odd twist -- John Austin.

3. The evolution of politicians feeding at the public trough too long -- Duffer.

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Original Post: 10:32 a.m.

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