Idaho Escapee provides choice of prizes being offered by Huckleberries, to the 2-millionth viewer:

*Worn-out keyboard used by DFO until he got his laptop computer.
*Official S-R gavel, just like the one used to begin editorial and other staff meetings.
*An aerosol can of "Flame-B-Gon"; when applied directly on the forehead, reduces inflammatory tendencies when posting.
*Cushion for the posterior, which ties around the waist, so the door doesn't hurt you on the way out when it shuts, similar to the ones used on "Black Thursday".

Question: Any other suggestions?

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