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Sad But True: Cops Can’t Stop The Snow

For once, I agree with a cop. Why on earth would anyone call the Police out on a "snow complaint?" What, arrest the snowman? Radar the speed of falling flakes? Handcuff the icesickle? Some morons were quoted in Post Falls after the recent shooting wherein they demanded that the Police go around afterwords and discuss with everyone in the neighborhood what happened. In order for a Police State to take root, we first have to become a society of passive Oprah-ized crap-your-own-pants-and-blame-it-on-your-mom idiots. We now expect the Police to do something about the snow? Good Grief.

Sad But True



Huckleberries Online

D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.