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HBO’s Best of the Local Blogs — 5/20/08

A crowd of 475,000 people went to the Obama rally in Portland this weekend. In that crowd were hundreds of people with terminal cancer, crippling illnesses, birth defects, etc. They were all healed. While Obama was there, the Columbia and Willamette rivers ran golden with honey and the salmon grew wings and flew happily on to their spawning grounds. Sea Lions waved at them and sang Sea Lion clan songs of the renewal cycles of life. The Portland Light Rail flew by on rails of spun sugar and all the riders possessed stunning powers of positronic psychokinesis and spent their rides giving each other temporal lobe tickles/TUBOB. More here

HBO Numbers (for Monday, May 19): 7126 page-views/4205 unique views

*Tightrope/Un-Muted Mumblings
*Bathroom graffiti/Rants, Raves & Random Thoughts
*Tuesday twitter and tumble/Slight Detour

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D.F. Oliveria started Huckleberries Online on Feb. 16, 2004. Oliveria's Sunday print Huckleberries is a past winner of the national Herb Caen Memorial Column contest.