Earlier today, in the comments section, we were discussing bad naked. Scootermom offered this hilarious observation: "I don't want to see bad naked. Isn't that what marriage is for?" Which brings me to the point of this post. If you look on PM Scanner Traffic above, you'll find that an R/P on NIC Beach, at the mouth of the Spokane River, reported an unusual sight this afternoon -- two naked couples piloting an older brown boat. The R/P didn't say whether the couple represented good naked of bad naked -- simply that they were naked.

Question: What should the marine deputies do?