Illinois’ Stan Simpson goes for a rebound during practice for the NCAA college men’s basketball tournament Wednesday at the Rose Garden in Portland, Ore. Illinois lost a shot to meet Gonzaga Saturday when it lost to Western Kentucky last night. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Rick Bowmer)
Top Cutlines:
- 1. At the NCAA tournament, Wilson the Basketball, the older, bigger brother of Wilson the Soccerball from the Tom Hanks movie Cast Away, gets his moment in the limelight — KeithinCDA.
- 2. When someone mentioned March Madness, Stan lost his head — Bayview Herb.
- 3. Illinois players indicate they didn’t really want a piece of the Zag juggernaut so they quit while they were a head — JohnA.
- HM: Pecky Cox
Charlie on March 20 at 8:38 a.m.
Stan loved the game so much, his head has morphed into a basketball!
sibulsky on March 20 at 9:42 a.m.
Jack In The Box’s younger cousin Basket Ball
Arch_Druid on March 20 at 10:13 a.m.
I can’t see, I can’t see! I have a ball for a head!
hhuseland on March 20 at 10:43 a.m.
When someone mentioned March Madness, Stan lost his head.
keithincda on March 20 at 11:06 a.m.
At the NCAA tournament, Wilson the Basketball, the older, bigger brother of Wilson the Soccerball from the Tom Hanks movie Cast Away, gets his moment in the limelight.
nic on March 20 at 1:16 p.m.
The headless horseman fails at the University of Illinois open tryouts.
JohnA on March 20 at 1:50 p.m.
Illinois players indicate they didn’t really want a piece of the Zag juggernaut so they quit while they were a head.
Pecky on March 20 at 2:31 p.m.
WIIIILSOOOOON!!!!
hhuseland on March 20 at 7:14 p.m.
I must have beat out John A by some sort of handicapping thing. His was better.