This undated photo provided by the Department of Justice shows detained suspect Sony Dong, with songbirds strapped to his legs at Los Angeles International Airport. Dong was charged Tuesday with smuggling song birds into the United States by strapping more than a dozen of them to his legs and trying to walk out of the Los Angeles International Airport. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Department of Justice)
Top Cutlines:
toadman on May 06 at 8:42 a.m.
I bird in your trousers is worth three up your tush.
Kibby on May 06 at 8:45 a.m.
I am constantly amazed at what people will do for money. What an idiot !!
Gato on May 06 at 8:55 a.m.
Uh, you mean this isn’t how you Twitter?
Charlie on May 06 at 8:56 a.m.
Prototype of the new fishing lure socks!
JeanieSpokane on May 06 at 8:57 a.m.
Dong would have made it through if a dozen song birds didn’t break out in a chorus of God Bless America, in harmony.
marmitetoasty on May 06 at 8:59 a.m.
NOT a cutline, but……. I had to look hard at that photo and I thought wow look at all those cute little red and white patterned birds lol DUH ME..
*Googling tush*.. oh my lmfao
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Cabbage Boy on May 06 at 9:18 a.m.
“I just feel like SINGING!”
redman on May 06 at 9:21 a.m.
Taking “flipping the bird” to a new level.
brentandrews on May 06 at 9:22 a.m.
Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of seed
Four and twenty songbirds
Strapped below your knees;
When the zipper opened
The birds began to peck;
Wasn’t that a bad idea!
Now Sony’s Dong’s a wreck.
Cabbage Boy on May 06 at 9:56 a.m.
Sorry, but we can end the contest now. I can’t stop laughing at Brent’s song.
Well done.
danj on May 06 at 11:57 a.m.
When questioned, Dong asked: “Well how do you keep your socks up?”
Escapee on May 06 at 1:45 p.m.
Obviously Mr. Dong decided to fly ‘cos he heard airplane fares were cheep…
hhuseland on May 06 at 2:40 p.m.
Dong, trying to acquire songbirds on the cheap, finds himself a jailbird instead. The game was up when the birds started harmonizing on the way out, singing your country ‘tis of thee.